I do not have a power switch.
Or do you prefer:
I’m not attracted to books or inanimate objects in general.
Yes, I’m being
a smartass clever. And yes, it’s because I don’t really have an answer for this question. I’m tired of saying, “I don’t have an answer for today.”
On the other hand, the book that turned me on… to nineteenth century British literature was Jane Eyre. First I read the abridged version, possibly this one. Then I read the full version in 8th grade and again last summer. Aren’t you happy I didn’t mention Austen?