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Bob’s Silly Comment

Well folks, I’ve had a visitor to my site who made a profound contribution via comment!

Someone going by the name of Bob read (or at least visited) “The Difference Between Chuck Norris and God” and contributed the following:

Oh Bob, if you’re going to insult me, I suggest you do better than this. If you’re going to insult my intelligence, I would suggest you at least try to spell correctly. I also suggest that you try to contribute a bit more. I’m not inclined to believe your statement for a multitude of reasons – perhaps you could give at least one reason in support?

For example, you could say something like, “I do not like what you have to say. I think you are stupid.” It wouldn’t convince me, but at least you wouldn’t look quite so bad.*

I do have to say, thanks for giving me a stupid comment to write about. I didn’t have much to say today. On the other hand, I have to inform you, Bobbo, that I will not be able to approve your comment since you failed to contribute anything of value and it’s lacking in punctuation and spelling.

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*You’d still look like a jerk, but you wouldn’t look like such a stupid jerk.

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Lingerie Modeling Displays Christian God’s Artistic Phase

“Huh, uh well its a little late to want to save your body for you husband when its already plastered everywhere. But whatever floats the boat i suppose.”

Sometimes I love comments at the end of articles and blog posts.

I know beliefs change and how people perceive the world changes, but this woman won a contest that many, many other young woman entered, and then just gave up her prize. It’s a little strange. I don’t know if it’s selfish, exactly, but I don’t get it. How do you go from lingerie modeling being your “absolutely biggest goal in life” to quitting in only a couple of years?

Also, who is to say that lingerie modeling isn’t “honoring [your] Lord”? (I replace “the” with “your” because I most certainly do not have a lord.) If you’re a Christian (well, a literal Christian), you are descended from what was basically a living sculpture. Lingerie modeling is just displaying your Lord’s artistic phase. It was, after all, one of his best phases. (After his artistic phase he moved on to sadistic phases. Many, many sadistic phases. And playing-with-your-feelings phases along with mess-with-your-mind phases. Fun guy.)

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